Wellness Formula

“weak immune system, this helps”

“tastes absolutely vile and smells worse, but it’ll cure what ails ya.”

“invincible stuff”

“Take this on cold onset! It reliably shortens and lessens symptoms 70% of the time. The tablets are better but taste awful. That’s how you know it’s good.”

“every time I start to feel a little tickle in my throat I start a regimen of these like it’s my job and I swear it helps”

“IYKYK”