WWHD? (What Would Herzog Do) T-Shirt

“Per its tracking number, this shirt got to New York City and then left again to gallivant through Pennsylvania for some reason before coming to me, and why not? My German friend V once found actual Werner Herzog in bed with her assistant at her apartment and kicked them both out, which is like the eleventh or twelfth most interesting thing she's ever told me.”

“obsessed w how much rec league loves herzog. this is golden.”