Beauty by Earth Self Tanner Tanning Lotion

“The first time I bought this, I accidentally got medium-dark even though I’m pretty pasty. But you know what? It’s perfect. I don’t bother with any sort of preparation. I just slap this on a couple times a week and I look like a regular person instead of a vampire. I have never even read the instructions. Are you supposed to rinse it off? No idea, but I don’t.”