Resurrection Rinse-Free Hand Mist

“This right here will NOT make your hands smell as if you dipped them in a bucket of alcohol or make you smell like a teen lotion from bath and body works. Yes, it’s a bit fancy but worth it. The scent is fresh, natural, a bit woodsy. Makes you feel like you are wearing a linen clothing set with chic jewelry while you lounge in the sun when in fact you are leaving Costco and touched something mysteriously wet (?!) and without this, feel like you may never be clean again. Anyway. Worth it.”

“For masking those icky plane smells. Put a dab on your hands/under your nose/on the ear of your stuffed rabbit and forget that you’re hurtling through the sky in a metal tube and breathing recirculated air.”