Colour Pacifier

“Danish design? Yes please! Also, fun colors make these pacifiers easy to locate in the chaos. Choose the red and look like Maggie Simpson.”

“Heard good things about these pacifiers (in our house, we call them chupis, chachis and chooches, because no parent scoots by unscathed from giving things dumb lil’ names.) She seems to like them a lot. They’re natural rubber and non-toxic etc. Going with red and red only was a choice- besides it being a compelling color (and it making her look like a cartoon baby for real) there’s a solid reason to have blaring red “binkies”: because these things are always getting fucking lost. You will step on them. You will find one lodged in your buttcrack. If it’s a peachy pink, you’re screwed.  My husband has started wearing it on his index finger like costume jewelry, which I find quite charming and actually borderline hot…”