Zuma Beach

“A quiet beach in North Malibu. Near Lady Gaga’s house!”

“Never ever swim in the south beaches, that's where all the run-off goes which is gross, and all the white suprematists are in Manhattan Beach, which is grosser. Zuma is the only beach, and you want lifeguard tower 12, which is near the end closer to the surfers. Go in the afternoon and stay until the sun starts to set and the water gets all flat and milky.”