Coconut Peanut Butter

“Okay, so, this is rich bitch peanut butter. I received a 2 lb tub of this peanut butter as a gift that I really, really didn't understand. A few months later when I cracked it open after running out of my usual fresh-ground Whole Foods honey roasted, I discovered the dramatic, unrealistic difference: this is the best peanut butter in the world. It comes from a special place in Hawaii, and the only ingredients are peanuts and coconuts. There is no sugar in this peanut butter. If a peanut wants to be eaten it must surely want to taste like this. I buy it in bulk to save on shipping, which is exorbitant in addition to the insane base price.”