Calabrian Chili Hot Sauce

“I picked this baby up in rhinebeck at a storefront I only realised was part-owned by Paul Rudd when I picked up a rice krispie with his face printed on it and asked, why’s Paul Rudd’s face printed on this? Anyway this hot sauce will do just the trick up the Italian alley of heat. Use on salads, sandwiches, falafel wraps, anything.”

“This hot sauce ain't too hot but is soooooooooooo good on literally everything. Would buy stock in it if I could!”