DylanFirst to rec
“I stumbled upon Matéo, hiding in the corner of my local fancy bakery (shout out Wild Life), and I have been obsessed ever since.
No, Matéo is not some devilishly handsome, moustachioed Spanish man. I live in Melbourne, and the only devilishly handsome man I’ve met here is Brian, the gay greyhound (RIP sweet angel). Matéo is a silly little beverage, and it’s my favourite.
It’s a fizzy, refreshing yerba maté drink. Whether I’m skipping booze at park hangs or need a caffeine fix without the jitters, it’s giving easy, breezy, summery vibes. Matéo just hits different.
Light, bubbly and not too sweet, with a steady, slow-build buzz of energy… it’s basically me if I were a silly little beverage. Way sexier than coffee, in my humble opinion, and tastes better than green tea. We’re talking about the drink, here guys, calm down.
Is this starting to sound like a sponsored post? Is this how you become an influencer? Nah, I’m just a chronically online girly with a weakness for fancy soda and gay dogs.
Find Matéo at your local stockist. Or grab free delivery when you buy in bulk online.
(excerpt from my substack)”
