Luxe Bidet Neo Series

“Once you go bidet, you will never go back. These are super inexpensive and easy to install. No power needed.”

“I recently caught up with a friend I hadn't touched base with in probably six months. He asked, "so what's new!" and I told him two things... One, that I'm having a baby. And two, we got a bidet. That is how serious I am when I say this is life changing. Now I know, there are nicer ones out there, but this one does the job. I don't know how I went so long without one!”

“Tushy bidets are a psy op. You can shoot the same water into your ass for a third of the price with this one.”