Waterproof Hooded Raincoat

“Listen. This is not the stylish thing and flimsy little trench coat you wear for a sprinkling of rain. This is your Harry Potter cloak that’s had the impervio spell cast on it, you WILL not get wet even while trudging through a full on shower (with good water pressure). Good hood, extra long length, a little drawstring for waist nipping,this has got your outfit COVERED. OH, did I mention there’s colors? Now they’re just spoiling us.”