Mister Softee

“It’s Mr. Softee season!! Someone once told me about this app, which will apparently tell you where all the trucks are (it has 2.5 stars, so who knows). To be walking around prospect park with an ice cream cone, trying not to get catcalled for licking too visibly?? Once, a couple years ago, I was walking home with a Mr. Softee, feeling like the hottest person in the world, and when I got home I had ice cream on my nose, the brim of my hat, and on my toes. A very glamorous treat!!”

“Chocolate vanilla twist, there is no other order!”

“Vanilla with rainbow sprinkles, every time. NOT to be confused with the knock-off "New York Ice Cream" trucks or whatever they are called...”