Coconut Creamer

“the vegan creamers are not equal. in fact, some are very very bad. but this stuff? nectar of the gods. the vanilla flavor especially. doesn’t congeal or do any texture dark magic. it’s evoking the taste of an old school trader joe’s soy coffee creamer i loved as a youth. and when i say youth, i mean unencumbered college student with no fear of acid reflux or the evils of adulting in our modern day dystopia!”