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Men in History I Never Would...
Analisa Burns
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Diego Rivera
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During his tumultuous & unfaithful marriage to Frida Kahlo, Diego began an affair with her little sister— while Frida was bedridden recovering from a life-threatening miscarriage. Mind you Diego met Frida when he was 36, she was 15.
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Men in History I Never Would...
Analisa Burns
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Albert Einstein
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brilliant eccentric with a massive ego and a complete disregard for the concept of monogamy— yet he made a list of rules for his wife to follow. not so much a genius ahead of his time when it came to respecting women honey🧐
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Men in History I Never Would...
Analisa Burns
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Napoleon Bonaparte
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power-hungry control freak with a massive inferiority problem & a pathological need to conquer EVERY LITTLE THING just to prove a point🧐
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Men in History I Never Would...
Analisa Burns
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
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emotionally unavailable child prodigy with daddy issues, a fear of intimacy and a desperate need for validation— total diva!
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Men in History I Never Would...
Analisa Burns
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Ernest Hemingway
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hyper-masculine alcoholic with commitment issues, a god complex, and an unhealthy obsession with proving his manliness through suffering! yes he was hot but boy was he NUTS
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Men in History I Never Would...
Analisa Burns
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Henry David Thoreau
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This man was so damn avoidant he ghosted his whole town— imagine dating him. Brilliant yeah whatever, he was still a self-righteous brat with an intellectual superiority complex, who was privileged enough to create his own maintained version of adversity through solitude that he could abandon whenever. He also wrote a book about it. My god, this man.
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Men in History I Never Would...
Analisa Burns
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Johnny Cash
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emotionally unavailable outlaw with savior syndrome, a self-destructive streak and a weakness for women who will try to fix him. he basically wanted to date his mom🫣
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Men in History I Never Would...
Analisa Burns
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Pablo Picasso
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Picasso hated dancing and had 6 wives... need I go on?
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Men in History I Never Would...
Analisa Burns
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Dating History Podcast
Thomas Edison
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workaholic with a massive ego, yet he still found time to become a serial cheater! his numerous revolutionary inventions didn't generate enough attention for this man, he still needed to have multiple affairs with younger women. I'm sorry but he was not hot enough to be acting like that...
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Men in History I Never Would...
Analisa Burns
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Lyndon B Johnson
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demoralizing overachiever with a massive ego, a desperate need for attention, and absolutely zero concept of personal boundaries— this guy took meetings from the toilet as president of the United States.
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