Rottweiler

Sara Bursavich

“Are you a sissy who's afraid to take walks at night? I humbly recommend getting a big ass puppy who loves you with its whole soul and considers scaring men its sacred duty. Taking nighttime walks is awesome. Taking nighttime walks with your bestie is even better. Nighttime walks with your bestie who strikes fear into the hearts of men is the best.”

Tiffy

“Best dogs ever and cutest breed with amazing temperaments when raised properly. The best memories are made with rotties,only downside is that their lifespans are too short and will cause the biggest heartaches. Such human souls, big softies.”