One Trick Pony 8lb Tub

This peanut butter has ruined me. I don’t know why it’s so much more delicious than the other organic single-ingredient PB I was eating before, but IT IS. The 8lb tub takes up so much goddamn space in my fridge that I want to abandon it but I can’t. I’ve devised a psycho system where I decant it into mason jars and then keep the extra in my parents’ much-emptier fridge. But now I am shuttling around the neighborhood on peanut butter relocation errands. I ordered 3 tubs recently and it was delivered while I was out of town and my neighbor who took it inside was like DEAR GOD WHAT IS IN HERE and I had to confess that it was 24lbs of peanut butter.