The Onion: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

James Kylstra

““I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake.””

Davis

“"Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All day I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much." Read more here.”

Meez Stephanie

“This is clearly written by someone who knows horses. Adorable.”