Robert Pattinson’s GQ cover story during Covid

Two years ago, my man and I took a road trip through the national parks of Washington. I read this out loud to him on the porch of a little b&b in Forks (thematically fitting) and we could not stop hooting and hollering. The saga of Piccolini Cucino is maybe my favorite piece of celebrity lore. I want, desperately, to be Rob’s friend in real life.