Write down funny stuff your friends say
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Make a list in your notes app of stuff you overhear in public or random shit your friends say.
Don't attribute an author or any context. Refer back to it for unhinged entertainment at a later date.
5 months ago
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@apriltett
As someone who went to college and grad school in California can confirm on the ukulele being the fedora of instruments. CAN CONFIRM.
@dylaryduff
HAHAHA i wholeheartedly agree
@verycarrie
Not quite the same but I have a notes app for things my 5yo says. There’s some real bangers in there.
@dylaryduff
oh i can imagine this would be very hilarious!!
@verycarrie
“Volcanoes aren’t my favorite. I just like flamingos.”
@dylaryduff
hahahahahaha classic
@sammyl
Me too it’s the best, most recently she asked my boss “Who will be the captain of this job when you graduate?”
@sremeika
I am offended and delighted by the ukulele comment because it’s true
@dylaryduff
Bahaha I'm here to offend and delight
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