a depressed seagull

This seagull is not more lively in person. It cannot sit up and has no discernible personality. My child is ambivalent verging on hostile towards it (part of our nighttime ritual is him hurling it out of the crib). It is so deflated and sad sack and also wildly expensive and yet I just had to have it. I giggle every time I see him. We named him Anton, for obvious reasons.