Lansinoh Lanolin Nipple Cream

Sure it's for breastfeeding but for FIFTEEN YEARS I've been using as a lip balm (rec c/o Erica Cerulo!). It's odorless, flavorless, thick but not sticky, makes your lips healthier, and you get to shock people when they see it lying around. They sell it everywhere, and I've turned truly dozens of friends and acquaintances onto it.