Robe On Always

Wear a robe. Wear it all the time. Wear it in the mornings, afternoons, and evenings. Wear it from morning until evening. Put it on when you get out of bed, and keep it on until you get back into bed that very same day, but much later.

Wear your robe during work. Have that robe on and tied up very haphazardly so your bits are spilling out and all your nooks and crannies are catching glimpses of your apartment. Tell yourself the neighbors can't see you, even if you can clearly see them. It's ok to be perceived in your home, in your robe.

Wear your robe to the Zoom meeting. Just the robe, nothing else. Camera off, of course. You'll be taking this meeting camera off; you're not feeling very well today and aren't camera-ready. Really, you feel fine; you feel amazing, actually, because you're in your robe. No one has to know. You are happy. Life is worth living in your robe.

This is my favorite robe I've ever had. Yes, it is from Amazon and I do not care because I am not interested in a brand-name robe. A brand-name robe will cost big bucks, and I am so often in my robe that it is sure to become a tattered rag sooner rather than later, regardless of Brand, and that is a waste.

This robe is soft as shit. This robe is easily replaceable. This robe is inexpensive enough that it's an everyday driver, without worry of its inevitable disintegration due to wearing it over, and over, and over, and over again. I <3 this robe.