bradshaw

i'm like if a mermaid was an uncle

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2 months ago

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Brigid
@brigid
You can pose as a sober uncle by choosing a specific soda you drink exclusively, but it has to be slightly off, like Diet Pepsi or caffeine free Mountain Dew
bradshaw
@bradshaw
caffeine free mountain dew is an insane suggestion and i love it
Dylan
@dylaryduff

get the fuck out... i am also allergic to beer

bradshaw
@bradshaw
the universe for real won’t let us get *too* powerful i guess

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