Ruining the workplace

I am a woman. I am employed. Therefore, it is my duty to ruin the workplace. You can count on me to tape stupid shit to the walls of our workroom. I have actually spent a day running around forcing all my coworkers to take a "what kind of reflex hammer are you?" quiz. I've burned valuable time having in-depth discussions on asparagus pee. I pat myself on the back every time I leave work knowing it was weirder and less productive because of me!