lisa vanderpump

it took me a really long time to get on the lisa train because i found her vibe so slimy and untrustworthy. however i have since come to my senses and i now understand that she IS slimy and untrustworthy, but she is also smart and hilarious, and will occasionally wear a really unsettling hat just to keep me on my toes. obviously also she is a cut above because she is clearly a genius i/r/t television and delivered us what might be the best reality show of all time, vanderpump rules (as well as the incredibly satisfying upstairs/downstairs RHOBH x VPR crossover episodes, where the cast of vanderpump rules are hired to cater Lisa's dinner parties)