Simon van Kempen

a lot of people talk a lot about the best Househusband and they talk a lot about Mauricio. but we aren't giving enough time to this man, who – I argue – may be the only Househusband to offer truly insane energy to the cast independent of his spouse and who probably would have gladly been an apple-holding full-time cast member himself. it is very important to note that this is a real single he did release