pizza insurance

"eat exactly one slice of pizza before you go to an event where you're not sure of the food situation. if there is food, you won't have ruined your appetite; if there is no food, you're not starving. pizza insurance." Genius.

eat exactly one slice of pizza before you go to an event where you’re not sure of the food situation. if there is food, you won’t have ruined your appetite; if there is no food, you’re not starving. pizza insurance.