Realizing Ryan Murphy was the real American horror story all along….

The monster under your cultural bed? It’s Ryan Murphy. The night stalker snatching interesting people’s stories away and turning them into mush? It’s Ryan Murphy. We can run but we cannot hide from this man.😭😭😭 Everywhere I turn, he is standing there setting fire to a television! Usually I let the light in, but after witnessing what he has done to Brett Easton Ellis’ masterpiece The Shards, I am calling all of us to get out our pitchforks and head to Beverly Hills! He is not “high low”, he is pits of pop culture hell! Anyways, I’ll calm down now but deep down you agree with me! Send me a BetterHelp discount code!