Delayed awakening ritual

Ever since I was a kid, I have had this belief that you are not actually awake until your eyes are open and you are speaking words. It is a surprisingly effective strategy for helping you get back to sleep if you wake up early (can’t use your phone if you can’t see it and your eyelids block any light!), plus it’s a funny game to play if you really commit to it while others are trying to have conversations with you.