Costco Food Court

I am not a Costco member. I get an absolute thrill of making it past the guards for a beef dog. I tried to see how many Costco’s across the west I could pull this off at. Then finally some city in California threw a FIT. Said these prices were for MEMBERS ONLY and almost threw me out. I won’t stop until there is a little photo of me banning me from Costco for life. Also, if you go to the optometrist they HAVE TO LET YOU IN. Then just walk to the eye doc, spin around and get yourself that meal deal.