Making your own salad dressing

Actually for real though why is anyone buying salad dressing? It’s the easiest thing to make in the world and is so much better than the store bought shit with binders and a ton of additives and whatever. Just eyeball some olive oil, whatever vinegar you have on hand, fresh lemon juice, spices (always S&P, garlic, onion, and a dash of paprika, but add whatever else you want), and some element of sweetness (a little honey will usually do) and you’re golden. Add a dollop of mayo to make it a little creamier (or tahini for a greater depth of flavor) and a dollop of Dijon if you want more tang. Mix it all together (preferably with a frother) and voila you’re Julia Child. It’s legitimately simple