Rose With Insect Eau de Parfum by Perfumer H

Perfumer H out here writing gothic literature to sell perfume, and I'm riveted. A delicate rose threatened by an iridescent insect? Whoever wrote this deserves a raise, a literary agent, and possibly a psychological evaluation. The fragrance itself — rose, peach, neroli, and cardamom — is incredible, too. I'd buy it for the unhinged copywriting alone, though.