a snowshoe cat

do you never want quiet in your home ever? is the plastic in your house going uneaten? would you like to clean a litter box every day lest her grace decide pooping on the floor is better than soiling her delicate paws? would you like to be awakened at 4 am because she’s purring so loudly at the end of the bed? do you want a pet who has the devotion of a big dog but the temperament of an unsocialized parrot?

get yourself a snowshoe cat.

i didn’t even know these things existed until we went to the shelter and she was the only kitten left to adopt. i thought shelter cats were either shorthair or longhair, no breed. she screamed all the way home.

she’s the worst. i love her so much.