This Instagram story written by my friend Caroline

Transcription:

To the beautiful and worthy women reading this with joie de vivre, expressive and pithy create mode posts, who enrobe themselves in seductive cultural signifiers, keep glamorous company and perhaps had a stint at the psych ward - a man will develop a small mania and project onto the sum of your parts.

He will soon realize that you are both lesser and greater than the sum of your parts, but won't possess the emotional maturity or cultural imagination to foster it. He is not evil - he is just feeble minded due to a lack of life experience that causes him to view women as novel tokens, clout gateways, and tidy bundles of aesthetic signifiers rather than as holistic and flawed human beings. This will handicap him as a lover and an artist.