Delete your LinkedIn account.

Become unsearchable, un-endorsable, an enigma. “Who is she?” they will wonder. “Let’s hire her and find out.” Turn it down. They will beg. Disappear for a week. Re-emerge with an outrageous counter-offer. They accept. Work for a year, quit, disappear. Repeat as needed. Retire to the countryside. Acquire cats and lovers. You are free.