Milky Time Registry Essentials

I remember how overwhelming putting together my baby registry was. Like what does any of this stuff even do? It felt like I was suddenly... just supposed to speak this other language. Not to mention, the r a n g e. Also, is Aunt Edna really going to supply my nipple salve, or should I just go ahead and order that now?

Here are ALL of the things that I either couldn't live without, did not need to buy because it was actually: available for free, tried and hated, and/or intentionally left off of my public registry. A true labor of love (pun intended ;)