david sedaris

Highly recommend reading or listening to David read one of his books many, many times over. Can promise new laughs will surface the 5th or 6th time through. Bonus points if you put in your air pods, grab your trash picker, and clean your neighborhood as you attempt to stifle your alternately horrified and amused facial expressions.

(Note: I’ve had to pull my car over three times in the past 10 years. Two of them were because I was laughing so hard I was crying uncontrollably and could not see while listening to a David Sedaris audiobook. The third time was a suspicion of a flat tire. Not David’s fault.)