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Saying “It’s my first day” when it’s definitely not your first day

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Cicely
@cicely
Yes! I used to do this as a server. If knew they had been there before, I would say it was my birthday. I was a terrible server.
Shanna
@shannawiththedogs

Once I was accidentally sitting in the wrong seat on an airplane (flew standby, didn't select the seats). When the man whose seat I was in asked me to move, I said "sorry it's my first day on earth." That charmed the pants out of that guy so much he asked me out. I am married so sorry to that man, but I can attest that saying it is your first day in any scenario is effective!!

Liz
@lizlopezhaughton
OK THIS IS AMAZING!
Courtney
@_courtiesue_
I had a server with very memorable finger nails goof up our order at a restaurant and she said “I’m so sorry it’s my first day!” And we were like aw no prob! Then 3 weeks later, same restaurant, same server, SAME NAILS, SAME EXCUSE!
Liz
@lizlopezhaughton
So much respect haha

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