Politely asking your cat to do chores around the house
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4 months ago
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@clauddoingthings
damn i’ve never had one original experience
@lidarichardson
We’re all being weird about our cats together
@chiara
I snorted at this, so good! See also: saying “get a job!” to a human baby
@dylaryduff
my cats chores include:
alarm clock (screaming until I wake up)
washing the dishes (with tongue)
mopping (with tongue)
acupuncture (stabbing claws into my stomach/shoulders/crotch)
making the bed (hiding in the sheets)
kneading dough (clocking in for daily shifts at the biscuit factory)
exfoliating (licking my flesh until it becomes a rough scabby patch)
shredding sensitive documents (destroying cardboard and paper bags)
alerting me that their litter needs replacing (by pooping in the shower)
@lidarichardson
Lolololol ok the hiding in the sheets thing while I make the bed is INSUFFERABLE. But Alien does kill cockroaches and scare away mice and act as hot water bottle so I have to be grateful
@claradee
My cat actually does have one chore: hunting and killing flies when they get in through the front door. She’s very good at it.
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