maldon salt

clownmommy

“real ones know. incredible halloween costume potential here. all you need is a big box and a dream (and some paint) ((and the same shade of greenish blue tights would be a nice touch))”

chiarabelle

“Everyone could use a sprinkle on Maldon on basically everything they eat. Maybe some people would just be a little bit happier in general if they did this.”

Yuni

“Unwavering commitment and a long term monogamous marriage to Maldon.”