Maura Green Mother of Pearl Pig Charm

It’s not enough to have pet pigs. Apparently, I also have to be covered in pig symbolism to be able to enjoy any aspect of life. This has led to a tiny lavender pig charm, a Retrouvai flying pig signet ring, and the most menacing felt tree topper in history (replete with nipples.)

Any more and I’ll be a parody, but I encourage someone to make this charm (distinctive because of its chunkiness- I want my miniatures to feel sturdy and like they’re looking me in the eye) and the shimmery green wings, which bring to mind an exotic beetle.

Yes the teeny glowing eyes are diamonds, but we will allow it.