convince your boyfriend to stop wearing an apple watch with every outfit

Katie Jane Fernelius

“Call me Zohran because I love my little digital Casio watch so much! I feel naked without it. I love setting it precisely at atomic time. I love that it’s shiny and subtly chic and cannot collect any biometric data on me. I love turning on the hourly pings, which gently remind me that yet another hour of my one, finite life has passed. 😇”

Mia Locks

“I wear one and love it”