Listing things for free on Facebook Marketplace

Hard to overstate the instant high I get when getting rid of baby items I no longer need on Facebook Marketplace. Because, very often, I have come by these items handed down, or bought them used on the same platform, I give myself permission to forgo eking $40 out of every transaction. Instead, I list for free, wait about 8 minutes for the most motivated seeming person to respond, and my item will have exited both my physical and metal space in, at most, 25 hours.

The social media landscape is hell but as long as I can use FB Marketplace to swiftly renew the consumer lifecycle of one of those things you only need for 11.7 weeks, I will be there.