LA Apparel Contrast Baby Rib Thong 7-Pack

Remember buying underwear at the mall? Rifling, elbow deep, through a seemingly endless ocean of “panties” haphazardly tossed into bins to find the least obnoxious pairs in your size? The backdrop was most likely a Victoria’s Secret with its fun-house striped pink walls and heavy perfume. Upside of this retail event was a post-purchase giant pretzel in the food court. Come to think of it, a giant pretzel is really the upside of anything. How do you top that? You don’t. 🥨