the antarctica of ice packs

one time i thought i was having the World‘s Worst Migraine™️, but actually a tumor in my brain that i didn’t know i even had “exploded” (literal word choice of my neurosurgeon) and was hemorrhaging for over a week straight. no one of course knew what was happening until my insurance cleared me to get an mri two weeks later, but for that entire time i was desperate and tried a bunch of random shit to make the pain stop (including allergy meds, decongestants, relocating to a friends house in case where i was living was infested with toxic mold — all cute thoughts in retrospect). this was the only stupid idea that actually made a difference. it literally numbs your entire head and could not physically be any colder. a colder ice pack does not exist. i would imagine this would be great for an actual migraine. now we wear it when we’re hot (the “helmet” we call it) or injured or just need a moment of frozen solitude. memories!