1-800-HAMSTER

Ready for your next million dollar business idea? Here’s the pitch:

Have a kid who’s a bit too rambunctious with their pets? Worried they might send them to the big farm above a bit too soon? Just call 1-800-HAMSTER and we’ll set you up so this worry is a thing of the past.

We send you a link to upload a 360 degree image of your child’s pet, and our team of pet-stheticians will source a near match from a local shelter, ensuring any modifications to match their specific markings are tended to. Once the day we all knew would come arrives, just give us a call and before your next Prime shipment hits that doorstep, Mr. Wigglebutt is right back in his cage and little Susie didn’t even notice while she was busy plucking the hairs out of her Barbie doll.

While we specialize in hamsters, our scientists are working around the clock to manage the needs of other varieties of four-legged, winged, scaled, and generally furry friends so your family never has worry.

Call today!