Year Round Lawn Skeleton

Multiple homes in my neighborhood have left their skeletons out after Halloween, decorating them for alternative seasons (green shirts on St. Patrick’s day, Steelers jerseys before the big game, hats and flowers in the spring, etc.)

The skeletons are best placed near or in a well kept garden, where they fulfill a function otherwise taken by gnomes and flamingos. In my opinion standard sized human skeletons are the most appropriate for this sort of thing, but my neighborhood features at least one 12 footer and one tyrannosaurus, and both are the right choices for their respective environments.