Go to a Horror Movie Showing Presented By a Guy in a Dracula Cape

They do this in Orinda, CA, and Pittsburgh, PA, and I’ll eat my hat if they don’t have this in NY and Chicago. In Los Angeles you probably get to pick which particular Dracula cape. If they don’t have one of these in your town you need to talk to the folks who run the theater (you know the one) ASAP or you won’t get things set up right by Halloween.