stupid sayings to dramatize your stress (i.e. me everyday to my team)... and then laugh it off

i'm getting my: teeth kicked in / shit kicked / butt rocked

my life is falling apart

stop fucking calling us! (me as the phone is ringing and .02 seconds before i answer it)

today might be the day!

i'm going to change my name

goodbye forever

this is SO fun!

i don't have the bandwidth for that

idk i just work here