Banana Lamp

saw this Seletti lamp for a zillion dollars many years ago, then reverse image-searched it and found a dupe on AliExpress or something (sue me), and when it arrived, it was like... fancier than expected. it even had the Seletti logo on it and everything lol... is this actually a Seletti lamp? who the fuck knows, nothing is real. he's gorgeous, he's phallic, he's large and in charge. i don't actually use this as a lamp because the white light is too bright for my sensitive lil retinas and spic...